Each Friday Polari shares its favourite WTF?! search terms from the last 7 days.

We have no idea how anyone gets to Polari using some of these search terms!

Here are our favourite 7 WTF?! search terms from this week…

#1

i hate everybody everybody hates me

On our darkest mornings we can all feel like that, but would that lead us to Google?

#2

someone shove a phone into my face!

It’s funny when you know where a search term led, but you still think, ‘why the hell would anyone search for that?’ Unless it’s a 21st century fetish we’ve not heard about …

#3

madonna shows off her boobs wearing see through bra

This must have led to a great many sites, but it’s true that in one of the great original artworks on Polari this week, Madge is flashing some nipple.

#4

what part of the body is the twat

It’s a particularly British thing to call someone a twat, right? Perhaps someone from the former colonies typed this in ….

#5

awful smell alan turing way

Poor Alan Turing. A genius who smelled, apparently. Like Bill Gates in the early days? We’ve all heard the stories …

#6

telekinetic powers dormant

That’s our subject, all right! Arts, culture, and science-fiction … Ride on in, Scientologists!

#7

cross between bob dylan and eminem

Really, who would want this, aside a marketing company looking to manufacture a new man band? Perhaps they too couldn’t believe the Spice Girls were wheeled out for the Olympics closing ceremony and so decided to invest in their futures …