Each Friday Polari shares its favourite WTF?! search terms from the last 7 days.

How do Googlers get to Polari using some of these search terms?

Here are our 7 favourite, and no so favourite, WTF?! search terms from this week…

#1

bette davis with gun

Honey, that woman was a gun. As she said, “When a man gives his opinion, he’s a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she’s a bitch.”

#2

what was the first problem nellie had on her trip

The lack of equal marriage made the border crossing nigh on impossible? …

#3

video of woman putting rubber bands on her nipples to make them longer

Once again, a specific search led somewhere irrelevant. And to think, people pay Google to boost their standing …

#4

his and her matching tattoos ideas

No, no , no, HIS and HIS, HERS and HERS. Seriously, what does LGBT mean to the Googlebot?

#5

i hate gay

This one feels like it’s leading somewhere … I hate gay … obsession with Barbra Streisand. I hate gay … shows like Glee. No?

#6

this seems to be the way to go these days!

Because it’s not about life, its about lifestyles, right?

#7

“i find it extremely outrageous and repugnant to my human conscience that such immoral and repulsive organizations, like those of homosexuals, who offend both against the law of nature and the morals of religious beliefs espoused by our society, should have any advocates in our midst and elsewhere in the world.”

Now, that is specific. And it was said by Zimbabwe senator Sithembile Mlotshwa (read about her crazy ideas here), who is as mad as a hatter.