A Clementine Spectacular.

Clementine announces a new all-star cabaret show, at the Norwich Puppet Theatre, November 17, 2012.

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Jackie Collins and fucking poofs….

“As Sue Ellen once said to JR when he took over Daddy’s company to run as he saw fit, ‘JR, you couldn’t run a bath’.”

Clementine the Living Fashion Doll appears at this years BURN @ Mimetic.

Clementine appears alongside cabaret favourites at BURN on Tuesday June 19.

A Living Doll, Hand Made Fabric, and a Pair of Sparkly Scissors!

Join Clementine in her Kraft Kitchette as she meets Sue Maton from The Mercerie and learns how to make her own bunting.

Winners of Bloodstained Heart Competition announced.

Clementine, the Living Fashion Doll announces the winners of the signed, radio promo editions of ‘Bloodstained Heart’.

Bloodstained Heart Competition.

Darren Hayes sets a question in a video interview. The prize: a signed, radio promo edition of Bloodstained Heart

Mother’s Ruin: a Hit!

The verdict on Mother’s Ruin, in which the wonderful Clementine, the Living Fashion Doll, featured.

I bow to you, Clementine, you are loved by all in the Commonwealth of Polari.

A Clementine Glamour News Flash

Clementine announces a new all-star cabaret show, Mother’s Ruin, A Theatrical Spectacular.

Clementine delivers the one and only Queen’s speech.

Clementine, the Queen of Polari, reflects on her three years as its regina.

Three eventful years have seen me probe gay marriage, and Darren Hayes.

Clementine sings in the yuletide season.

She’s the only fairy who should top your Christmas tree this yuletide!

She may still have her magic power, but that is not enough. They like their bit of magic from a younger bit of stuff!