Clementine, Sweet Bird of Youth.

The one and only Living Fashion Doll sings about the joys of Youth!

Old Father Time will never harm you if your charms remain!

Clementine talks about Barbie’s age

The Living Fashion Doll celebrates the 50th birthday of a close rival/friend!.

Barbie is a totem for the American Dream.

Clementine on marriage, and the outfits

Clementine waxes lyrical on the subject of marriage and, of course, gets dressed up for the occasion. She then looks up gay marriage in the dictionary of Polari and Gay Slang …

Wedding night, noun, refers to the first time two men have sex … together …

Clementine’s greatest sci-fi adventure!!!

Clementine the Living Fashion Doll is hurtled 500 years into the future. Pin back your Polari lobes, and nellyarda to find out what happens ….

The year is 1987. A compact mixed blue and green in a freak mishap, causing a Rift in Taste, and Clementine is hurled into the future to become Cosmic Cosmeticist in the 25th Century!

Clementine relives the 1960s

Clementine the Living Fashion Doll on fashions of the 1960s and the ‘Gore Bob’ … is that really what she means?

Why are you wearing such outrageous ogle riah fakes and such a dolly caxton?

Clementine shivers, and looks for warmth, maybe with the help of a dutch oven.

Clementine introduces this month’s interviewee Darren Hayes … Once she finds out who he is.

I’m thrilled to report we’re finally interviewing a Real Celebrity in Polari! It’s the gorgeous Australian heart throb Jason Dono- … Darren Hayes? Never heard of him.

Clementine does Christmas on a budget

Clementine the Living Fashion Doll talks presents and how to manage Christmas in the midst of the Credit Crunch.

I’ve been out Christmas shopping. Since July!

Clementine introduces Polari

Clementine the Living Fashion Doll introduces the Polari lexicon … with a little help from her good friend Paul Baker and his book Fantabulosa: A Dictionary of Polari and Gay Slang.

I’m the glamour correspondent from Downtown Toytown!