Top 10 search terms that have led readers to Polari in 2013.

From ‘gay face’ and ‘porno polari’ to ‘horror movie sex’, the weirdest web searches bring readers to Polari Magazine. Here is our Top 10 List of WTF?! search terms from 2013.

“Looking back on the web searches that made Polari Magazine popular in 2013, there are many that make sense but also an amazing amount that do not.”

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Ancient Photography, Madonna vs The Beatles and Gay Cafés.

“Either biology lessons are failing our kids, or they’re on google early in their little lives.”

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Gay elf sex, Drag Queens & Cabaret.

“Nerd fantasies are clearly getting out of hand. I blame the drawn-out Tolkien revival.”

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Julie Burchill drag, Achilles and gay poop.

“I can see the set now: a council estate on one side, a bottle of Cristal on the other, and a foul-mouthed drag queen in the middle shouting out insults at everyone in the crowd.”

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Sick Poofs, Gay Headshaves and Witch Films.

” sick poofs? Maybe Azealia Banks was doing some research on how to further insult the sainted Perez Hilton, who never says anything unconscionable about anyone. “

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Turkey baster, Madonna and the gay cure.

” ‘searching for a cure to homosexuality charity’: Oddly, when you type this into Google, the suggested charity is UNICEF. “

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Jesus, Christmas, Flash Gordon and that Camp Guy.

“It’s the fault of that fabulous trio, the three wise men. ‘We’re here, we’re queer, and we got our shopping out of the way before that exhausting pride march to the bijou manger! Get her!'”

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Strictly Come Dancing, V*gina Festival, Madonna & Jesus.

“And look outside, there’s Germaine Greer and Julie Bindel. They can’t see to get through the door because they’ve been glitter-bombed for being transphobic dinosaurs ….”

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Cecilia Gimenez, Gay Slogans and Bestiality.

“3 years ago, in an article about the invention of Christmas, Polari featured an image of the nasty old gay hating, D&G sandal wearing Pope Benedict XVI, as … what else? The Grinch. We thought a Hitler moustache would just be too cliché.”

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Star Wars, Crixus, and Jesus Loves Porno.

“OH NO HE DOESN’T! Sorry. it’s Panto season, and it just seemed like the right thing to say. “