Straight Sex with Gay men.

Symonne Torpy writes about life inside the closet before Clark, without a nom de plume, and having sex with gay men.

“The math is simply calculated by taking eighteen as the age of the legal clubbing debut, giving him five years to have fucked and been fucked – and conservatively multiplying this by forty – allowing for a weekly one night stand minus days off for illness or the holiday season.”

Instalment III: The world of ‘Wet and Messy’ (WAM).

Clark Rockerfeller, the virtual gay man trapped inside a woman’s body, learns from ‘Adult Themes’ about food play.

“Yes, the foreplay was protracted – an unspoken decision to get the pipes warmed up and the fruit pre-juiced before abandoning our own right hand/fruit/apendage trifecta, for a menage-a-six: two dicks, two tongues, a pineapple and a banana.”

Instalment II: Richard Westin (June 2012)

In the second instalment of this new column, Symonne Torpy continues the story of her life on Grindr as Clark Rockerfeller, the virtual gay man trapped inside a woman’s body.

“Five dates, fourteen bottles of red and too much gay sex later, Richard Westin was beginning to crumble.”

In the first instalment of this new column, The Grindr Report, meet Clark Rockerfeller, the virtual gay man trapped inside a woman’s body.

” I am a gay man inside a woman’s body. And thus, the story begins. Cloaked and manufactured and glittery.”

A Dating Disaster.

Scott stops a dating disaster from happening, then makes one happen regardless … or so it seems.

“This was the 21st Century style of first date where it’s the first time you meet offline, and it was already off to a bad start.”