Each Friday Polari shares its favourite WTF?! search terms from the last 7 days.

We have no idea how anyone gets to Polari using some of these search terms!

Here are our favourite 7 WTF?! search terms from this week…

#1

want dirty gay sex magazine homo sex

I have a feeling that this is what the Repressed type into Google after three beers and watching a Ryan Gosling movie …

#2

parent said they’d be disappointed if i turned out gay

It’s sad if someone is looking for help because of this. Earlier this year there was a Twitter storm of tweeps saying to their unborn child that they’d be killed if they turned out gay, which is disturbing and enormously twisted  …

#3

animals with headphones on

This is so cute an idea that I wish there were pictures on the site. I see a feature coming on for one of our rare lowbrow days when we want to be like so so many ‘lifestyle’ websites …

#4

why is clothing so important in the novel gentlemen prefer blondes

It’s a good question. Because it was the 1950s US boom, and because the stars were sex symbols, and ….

#5

what’s wrong with my mind batty boy

Is this someone looking for gay advice and not quite being up to date with the terms? 

#6

brainwash school boy into gay

I’m sure that the article on Mr Brainwash mixed with the more obvious key words here, but really! Are you serious?

#7

beautiful indian prostitutes

Sex sex and sex again. Doesn’t Google know that Polari has delusions of grandeur and isn’t another excuse to perv?