Each Friday Polari shares its favourite WTF?! search terms from the last 7 days.

We have no idea how anyone gets to Polari using some of these search terms!

Here are our favourite 7 WTF?! search terms from this week…

#1

builder i want sex with gay men

This is where punctuation is so important. Comma, colon, question mark? Is the builder being addressed or is he the subject? 

#2

why is gay rights shoved on my face

It’s not funny, it’s sad, that someone would search for this, not realising that no matter how high the visibility of gay rights it pales next to the visibility of heterosexuality.

#3

free pictures of foetus in the womb

There are sites that charge for these pictures?

#4

most womens talent these days seems to be they have a v*gina

It’s great to know that misogynist nonsense brings readers to a site that would probably make them go into full-on heterosexual panic … and then go knock one off in the excitement of it all. Then maybe type in search term 1 …

#5

kissing cadavers

Really? Maybe it’s the name of a punk band we’ve never heard of. 

#6

the stranger’s child brideshead revisited rip off

That’s just too funny, and not too wide of the mark …

#7

how come madonna won’t grow old

Perhaps she is not of this earth? Who can say?