Each Friday Polari shares its favourite WTF?! search terms from the last 7 days.

How do Googlers get to Polari using some of these search terms?

Here are our 7 favourite, and no so favourite, WTF?! search terms from this week…

#1

starwars is gay

As I have said before, Star Wars does feature the first big screen homosexual robot couple, the Laurel and Hardy of sci-fi: C-3PO and R2-D2. And a coked-up princess with buns rounds it out. Of course it’s gay!

#2

can you “choose to be gay” or is it forced upon you

Is this really an either/or question? The answer is neither. Why does it matter? As Don Murray says to Marilyn Monroe in Bus Stop, “I like you the way you are, so what do I care how you got that way?”

#3

what is the 6th word in the first chapter of charles dickens book great expectations

It’s Pirrip. Geez, crack a book sometime.

#4

free hot seafarers sex gallery

We have some images of seamen, yes, but no sex.

#5

i want to look like crixus

Angry, plastic and with a 1980s lesbian hairdo? Really?

#6

i hope you not one of queers

Is this leading somewhere? It’s always hard to tell with lax grammar. Well, yes, we are one those queers, so deal with it.

#7

jesus loves porno

OH NO HE DOESN’T! Sorry, it’s Panto season, and it just seemed like the right thing to say. I do know a guy called Jesus, though, and from what I’ve heard he …