Each Friday Polari shares its favourite WTF?! search terms from the last 7 days.

How do Googlers get to Polari using some of these search terms?

Here are our 7 favourite, and not so favourite, WTF?! search terms from this week…

#1

christmas cows

Linda Harvey. Anne Robinson. Elizabeth II. Bah humbug!

#2

camp gay guy who always dances

Isn’t there one in every office? That’s right, he’s the one that colour coordinated the tinsel and baubles.

#3

what did jesus look like

He had long hair, and wore a beard as well as a dress. Eddie Izzard wasn’t the first public figure to make it mainstream after all.

#4

is flash gordon gay?

He may not be a homosexual but he, and the world he inhabits, is totally gay. Discuss.

#5

star wars gay sex

It’s always C3-P0 and R2-D2 down in the Millennium Falcon’s smuggling containers. Dirty robots!

#6

how is gold trans am about ke$hs’s vergina

I hope Little Bastard’s thorough review answered this question. And perhaps taught someone to spell. It’s a full service we provide here at Polari.

#7

jesus, who said to buy each other a gift on my birthday

Is that a question to Jesus, or is the searcher taking the Saviour’s name in vain?!? One possible answer is: It’s the fault of that fabulous trio, the three wise men. “We’re here, we’re queer, and we got our shopping out of the way before that exhausting pride march to the bijou manger! Get her!”